Purchase Vitamin MePA
Your ancestors, before Noah's Flood, got vitamin MePA in their drinking water. Dr. Aardsma's Vitamin MePA Dietary Supplement is sold as a liquid in a convenient dropper bottle. Each day, simply add one drop to a glass, fill the glass with water, and drink it. You will then be getting vitamin MePA the way your long-ago ancestors did.
Sale of Vitamin MePA is Waiting on FDA
The Biblical Chronologist is ready to sell Vitamin MePA to you as a patent-pending dietary supplement for $29.95 per bottle of 160 drops (about 19¢ per person per day). However, the law requires that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) be involved. FDA does not approve dietary supplements, but it holds veto power over their introduction into interstate commerce. Bureaucratic wheels turn slowly. It may be many months before we have a green light from the FDA to sell the vitamin. The FDA Journal page is designed to keep you informed and up to date on this process so you can understand what the holdup is.
Meanwhile, Dr. Aardsma is Giving His Vitamin MePA Dietary Supplement Away for Free
Over 6000 Americans die of aging each day. The cure for aging is in hand. It is morally wrong to withhold this cure from those who are in need of it.
While waiting on the FDA, Dr. Aardsma has chosen to gift his vitamin MePA dietary supplement to all who write asking for it.
Send us a prepaid postal label with your name and address on it, and we will send you a bottle (limit one per label) of Dr. Aardsma's Vitamin MePA Dietary Supplement for free. Instructions for how to obtain the needed postal label can be found here. By mailing us this label, you spare us the expense of postage and the expense of data entry (you have entered your address for the mailing label, so we don't have to). Please do not email the label as a pdf; this creates extra work at this end.
If you are able to give a gift to help with the task of bringing vitamin MePA to the world, please do. Dr. Aardsma is not independently wealthy, and this work has neither government grants nor corporate funding behind it. Click on the "Give a Gift" icon in the banner ribbon at the top of this page to give now using PayPal, or simply include a check made out to "The Biblical Chronologist" with your label. Note that your gift will be a tax-paid gift, not a tax-deductible donation (we are not a non-profit corporation), so the package bearing your bottle of Dr. Aardsma's Vitamin MePA Dietary Supplement will contain neither an invoice nor a receipt.
If you are elderly and not very computer savvy, or if for any other reason you are unable to send us a postal label, please do not let that stop you from getting the vitamin you need. Just send us a brief letter of explanation through the USPS. Be sure the letter contains your address, and we will see to it that you get the vitamin.
Our mailing address is: The Biblical Chronologist, 412 N Mulberry St, Loda, IL 60948.